1. Why did the milk carton always get lost? It never knew whey!
2. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
3. How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
4. Why did the milk go to school? To get a little cultured.
5. What did the mom say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bedtime!”
6. What do you call a milk thief? A cereal offender.
7. Why was the milk always so chill? It was cool as a cucu m butter.
8. Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? It was cultured.
9. What do you call a fancy milk? De - brie.
10. Why do cows use doorbells? Because their horns don’t work!
11. How does milk introduce itself in Spanish? “Soy milk.”
12. What do you call milk that’s been blessed? Holy cow!
13. Why did the milk go to therapy? It had too many bottled - up emotions.
14. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
15. Why did the milkman become a DJ? Because he had the best cream mix.
16. I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' - Phyllis Diller
17. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? - Steven Wright
18. I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. - Woody Allen
19. Don't cry over spilled milk - Benjamin Franklin
20. Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - W. C. Fields