1. “You're still my person, even if I'm not yours.” — Grey's Anatomy
2. “All we shared was a mattress, and a lie, and an address.” — Billy Talent
3. “I got caught kissing my dad's ex - girlfriend – at his wedding!” — Lee Ryan
4. “I think it's cool when an ex - girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.” — Demetri Martin
5. “I can always get better. A lot of my ex - girlfriends don't think I'm funny.” — Dane Cook
6. “Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship.” — Amelia Earhart
7. “Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.” — Kendrick Cole
8. “Currently, I'm not a crazy ex - girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.” — Miranda Lambert
9. “Whoever said, ‘Don’t regret what once made you smile’ never went out with my ex.” ― Nitya Prakash
10. “I’ve spent the past two years looking for my ex - girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it.” — Anthony Jeselnik
11. “When your ex says, you’ll never find anyone like me. Say that’s the point.” — Drake
12. “We are all trying to get over the person who broke our hearts. We are all far from perfect.” — Alex Rosa
13. “One day, your kids will ask you ‘What is love?’ and you will look at your spouse and remember your ex.” — Nitya Prakash
14. “I ask a lot because I’m very curious – especially about ex - girlfriends. I’m pretty good at getting the answers, too.” — Brittany Murphy
15. “Sometimes a woman will look back on what she had, not because she wants to go there but to motivate her to do better.” — Reuben Holmes II
16. “I don’t think much about guys from the past. I’m glad I knew them, but there’s a reason they didn’t make it into my future.” — Lorraine Rosenthal
17. “Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.” — Stephan Labossiere
18. “When we are in love, we are convinced nobody else will do. But as time goes, others do do, and often do do, much much better.” — Jamie Weise
19. “The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better than they did.” — Sonya Parker
20. “My ex - girlfriend said she would never date a musician again. She lied. She married one.” — Unknown