1. Hey buddy! This new year, may your bank account be as full as your belly after a cheat meal! And may you find a way to turn your Netflix binges into a paying job. Happy New Year!
2. Wishing you a new year where your hair looks good even on the days you roll out of bed at noon. And may your favorite pizza place always have a “buy one, get one free” deal. Cheers to a hilarious 2025!
3. Here's to a year when you can finally master the art of parallel parking without getting honked at. Happy New Year! May all your traffic lights turn green and all your Wi-Fi be super fast!
4. May this new year bring you more naps than problems, more snacks than stress, and more laughter than you can handle. Have an outrageously funny 2025!
5. Happy New Year! I hope you finally figure out how to fold a fitted sheet this year. And may your phone battery last longer than your patience with annoying people.
6. To my awesome friend, may this new year be filled with so many funny memes that you'll need an extra phone to store them all. Have a blast!
7. New year, new me? Nah, just a slightly funnier you! May your jokes be as sharp as your wit, and may you always have a ready comeback for any situation. Happy 2025!
8. Wishing you a year where you can eat all the ice cream you want and still have abs. And may your shoes never give you blisters, even when you're dancing all night long. Happy New Year!
9. May this new year be so amazing that you'll forget all the passwords you set last year. Cheers to a year full of surprises and zero lockouts!
10. Happy New Year! I hope your alarm clock breaks and you can sleep in every day. And may your Netflix recommendations be on point all year long.
11. Here's to a year when you can actually find your car keys without tearing the house apart. And may your coffee always be hot and your bed always be cozy. Have a great 2025!
12. May this new year bring you more wins than losses, more followers than haters, and more likes than dislikes. And may your selfies always turn out perfect! Happy New Year!
13. Wishing you a year where you can finally win at rock - paper - scissors every single time. And may your to - do list magically get completed while you're binge - watching your favorite show.
14. Happy New Year! I hope your plants stay alive longer than your New Year's resolutions. And may you always have a full fridge and an empty laundry basket.
15. Here's to a year when you can walk into a room and everyone thinks you're a celebrity. And may your dance moves be so good that they start a new trend. Have a blast!
16. May this new year be filled with so much fun that you'll need a vacation from your vacation. And may your dreams be as wild as your reality. Happy 2025!
17. Wishing you a year where you can eat all the junk food you want and still have a six - pack. And may your hair never get static, even in the driest weather.
18. Happy New Year! I hope you find a genie in a bottle and wish for an endless supply of pizza. And may your Wi-Fi password be so strong that even the hackers give up.
19. Here's to a year when you can sing in the shower and sound like a professional singer. And may your online shopping orders always arrive on time. Have a great 2025!
20. May this new year bring you more good hair days than bad ones, more funny stories than boring ones, and more smiles than frowns. Happy New Year, my friend!