1. Happy birthday to the woman who not only puts up with me but also makes me laugh every day! Here's to another year of us making fun of each other in the most loving way possible.
2. Wifey, you're a year older, but don't worry, you still look way younger than your age... when it's really dark! Happy birthday!
3. Another trip around the sun for my favorite person to annoy! Happy birthday, and thanks for not divorcing me yet.
4. To my wife on her birthday: You're like a fine wine - you get better with age, but you also sometimes give me a headache. Just kidding (sort of). Have a great one!
5. Happy birthday, love! You've managed to stay married to me for all these years, so you must be some kind of superhero. Or just really, really stubborn. Either way, here's to you!
6. Wife, you're a year wiser and a year closer to getting me to do all the chores. Happy birthday! I'm still not going to do them, though.
7. On your birthday, I just want to say that you're the best thing that ever happened to me, aside from that time I found a $20 bill on the street. Kidding! Maybe. Happy birthday!
8. Happy birthday to the woman who can turn any frown upside - down, unless I forget to take out the trash. Then all bets are off. Have a great day!
9. Wife, you're aging like a pro... like a professional wine taster, who gets better with each glass. Here's to a birthday full of your favorite drinks!
10. Another birthday for my wife, and I'm still not sure how you manage to keep me in line. Must be some kind of magic. Or blackmail. Happy birthday!
11. Happy birthday, my dear! You know, they say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really cute number.
12. To my wife on her special day: You're the queen of our castle, and I'm just the jester who tries to make you laugh. Here's to a year of more royal antics!
13. Wifey, happy birthday! You've got more patience than anyone I know, especially when it comes to me. I promise to be a little less annoying this year... probably.
14. Happy birthday to the woman who has seen me at my worst (and still married me)! Here's to a year of me trying to be a little less of a mess.
15. On your birthday, I want to thank you for always being my partner in crime, even when I'm the one who gets us in trouble. Love you, and have a hilarious birthday!
16. Wife, you're a year older, but you're still the most beautiful troublemaker I know. Happy birthday!
17. Happy birthday, my love! You're like my favorite TV show - I can't wait to see what new adventures the next season (year) brings.
18. To my wife on her birthday: You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the bacon to my eggs... and the one who always has to remind me to put the toilet seat down. Have a great day!
19. Another year, another birthday for my amazing wife. You're the light of my life, even when you're shining a flashlight in my face at 3 am because I'm snoring. Happy birthday!
20. Happy birthday to the woman who stole my heart and my last slice of pizza. Here's to a year of sharing (or maybe not) all the good things in life!